HISTORYwithYUIE

The fine print

Privacy

Last updated September 6, 2026

I keep this simple on purpose: I hate reading privacy policies as much as you do. Here is everything, in plain language.

What I collect

When you sign up on this site, I collect your email address and, if you give it, your first name.

The site also counts visits, and two tools do that. One belongs to the company that sends my emails: it saves a small file in your browser, records which pages you open, and checks your IP address to see roughly which country you're in. That's also how it knows you've signed up. The other is a plain visitor counter — it saves nothing and can't tell one visitor from another.

No ad networks. Nothing sold to anyone.

Why I collect it

To send you the free download you asked for, and — if you don't opt out — the occasional letter when a new story or film is ready. Nothing else. I don't have anything else to sell you yet, and I won't pretend otherwise.

Who sees it

Just me. To actually run this, I use a few outside tools that touch your data in narrow, specific ways:

I don't sell your information, and I don't hand it to advertisers. There aren't any advertisers here to hand it to.

How to leave

Every email has an unsubscribe link at the bottom — one click, no questions asked. You can also just email contact@heyyuie.com and ask me to delete your information entirely; I'll do it by hand.

How long I keep it

Until you unsubscribe or ask me to delete it. I don't have a use for old, cold email addresses, so I'm not holding onto them for any other reason.

Questions

If any of this is unclear, that's on me, not you — write to contact@heyyuie.com and I'll actually answer.

That's the whole policy. Thanks for reading this far.